I'm in hospital i've eaten a daffodil bulb instead of a onion?

and the doctor said i wont be out until the spring what shall i do in the meantime

I'm in hospital i've eaten a daffodil bulb instead of a onion?
lol.....what a beautiful flower you will be!


Jayme you're funny..
Reply:Try some snow drops and you should be out very soon.
Reply:Stay put thats the best thing
Reply:haha I actually though the beginning part was funny but hte n i read the second part and it ruined the joke.


oh well happy new year, see you in the spring
Reply:You're a blooming idiot! Lol!
Reply:Put the heater on as hot as it can get and stay in a bathtub full of water. You''ll bloom in no time! Happy Blooming New Year!
Reply:Oops!
Reply:Haha............ put your TU-LIPS together and make the best of it xxxxx
Reply:GO TO SLEEP UNTILL THEN.





CALL ME IN SPRING WHEN YOU COME OUT, I WILL COME AND PICK YOU TO KEEP BIRDS AND EES AWAY. I WILL PULL OUT ALL YOUR PETALS.





I MIGHT, IF IM IN A GOOD MOOD GIVE YOU A DRINK! IVE MANAGED TO MAKE THIS NEW COCKTAIL CALLED WEEDKILLER. WANT TO TRY SOME IN SPRING WITH A BIT OR SPARY ICE?
Reply:It's a poisonous plant. You're in deep doo doo........
Reply:make sure you get plenty of water and sun!!!
Reply:eat a tulip bulb next time. You will be out by Easter
Reply:find another daffodil bulb to eat cause it's gonna be better than hospital food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





ps, is it bottom block you're in?
Reply:hope you gone private! foods better!
Reply:Are you related to the woman from leeds who swallowed a packed of seeds ?
Reply:Eat a wild onion..they are out all the time where I live. They smell really good if you like that sort of thing.
Reply:Like other bulbs, daffodils can be forced. Stay inside, warm, and keep the lights on and you'll be blooming in no time!
Reply:hilarious.
Reply:c u in the spring then bye
Reply:keep warm,eat plenty of fertiliser, drink plenty of BIO grow .you ll be a lovely yellow in spring
Reply:I wandered lonley as a cloud,


That floats on high o'er vales and hills,


When all at once I heard a shout,


"Stop eatin me bleedin daffodils".
Reply:Learn some proper jokes!!!! Ha Ha!! Only joking, its good that joke, I heard it a while ago but it still makes me chuckle!! Happy New Year xxxxx
Reply:Photosynthesis is definitely what you need to do!
Reply:i think you'll be blooming nuts by then
Reply:Eat an amaryllis next time!


They're always out by New Year!