What is that bright yellow orb in the sky?

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The sun popped up


the daffodils and looped the loopy Lupines.





So I went to the grocery,


redeemed all of my coupons.





I got myself some sweet sauces,


and crackers to put goop on.





A baguette bread — two feet long,


catsup and then Gray Poupon.





Some sausages and Port Wine Cheese


salad with crispy croutons.





A meal I will serve to you


upon your fluffy fouton…





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What is that bright yellow orb in the sky?
Cute. Shall we rap now?
Reply:Very funny and jollly. Well worked-out too. Very like the late great lady Pam Ayres; that means commercial.


More like that and you are away! This is one of hers.





Yes, I'll Marry You





Yes, I'll marry you, my dear,


And here's the reason why;


So I can push you out of bed


When the baby starts to cry,


And if we hear a knocking


And it's creepy and it's late,


I hand you the torch you see,


And you investigate.





Yes I'll marry you, my dear,


You may not apprehend it,


But when the tumble-drier goes


It's you that has to mend it,


You have to face the neighbour


Should our labrador attack him,


And if a drunkard fondles me


It's you that has to whack him.





Yes, I'll marry you,


You're virile and you're lean,


My house is like a pigsty


You can help to keep it clean.


That sexy little dinner


Which you served by candlelight,


As I do chipolatas,


You can cook it every night!





It's you who has to work the drill


and put up curtain track,


And when I've got PMT it's you who gets the flak,


I do see great advantages,


But none of them for you,


And so before you see the light,


I do, I do, I do!





By Pam Ayres





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Reply:And remember, the dangling grapes.
Reply:Mmmmm! I am going to have something to eat now and wander lonely as a daffodil. Good bye!
Reply:?? 5 out of 6
Reply:you must be hungry. maybe head into the kitchen and cook something.....


silly little ditty.....
Reply:Cute! %26lt; 3
Reply:YAY!!! It stopped raining!


Good thing I've had lunch or I'd be mad at you right now!